I bet a large proportion of people here have had to contend with patent application gobbledygook at some time, so here's something I spotted at Hacker News to help you automate the pain generation ;-)

Transform any text into a patent application

A nice little python program I think! Though I get the horrible feeling someday an AI like GPT-3 will be tried on this and I simply will not be able to tell the difference between its productions and genuine ones!