Kevin (example.delete@this.dontsendmespam.com) on July 24, 2015 2:37 pm wrote:
> Introducing the KrugerCore™ CPU, from Dunning Computing™:
>
> We at Dunning™ feel that the entire concept of "instruction sets" and "caches"
> and "memory" are wasteful and stupid. That's why we've designed the KrugerCore™,
> the world's first CPU composed of nothing but NAND gates!
>
> Dunning™ makes it easy to extract the infinite ILP clearly present in your programs. Simply
> run them through our patented AmdahlNeedNotApply™ (ANNA) compiler, using our patented SolvedTheHaltingProblem™
> technology, and you'll be well on your way to yottascale computing. In fact,
> our KrugerCore™ CPU is so efficient that running it actually produces energy! Don't trust
> us? Well, this $100 loan from my grandmother says otherwise! We've been vetted by Prince Kwame
> Dironi of Nigeria, who has caled KrugerCore™ "a good way to collect on the Nigerian National
> Lottery" and HPC Magazine which calls Dunning™ "the most...example...of our time."

Holy cow, where do I sign up? Before I fund you, please make a website that would fail a uArch phone screen, and include more words like "paradigm shift, inflection point, vertical integration, InternetOfThingies," and "Mill uArch"

May this be the next https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Write-only_memory_(joke)